No Romance
No Romance
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'No Romance' follows 30-something best friends, Matt, Jon and David, as they embark on relationship mishaps and turn to each other, in their beloved local pub, for often-disastrous advice.
Our three protagonists, will experience paralleling romantic relationships, which will comically explore the five stages of a typical relationship;
1. The first date/kiss.
2. The first sexual encounter with a new partner.
3. The relationship becoming the normal state of being.
4. The decline.
5. The break up.
The three leads will all encounter these stages in differing ways and recount their experiences to each other at each stage, in their local pub.

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